Ode to the Shitty Dryer on Floor 2

So, this is what you come up with at 2:00 am, while you are doing laundry, and you are mentally drained from writing serious NaNoWriMo stuff. Well, when I do finish my novel, I'll probably only post snippets of it here so as not to present a gigantic wall of text for people to read in one sitting... Maybe I'll split it up into chapters and post it over time... Meh, stuff to think about AFTER I finish it! Now, I give you my Ode to the Shitty Dryer on Floor 2! (Oh, I forgot to mention, I even printed this out and taped it to the dryer in question! Bwahahahaha!!)

Ode to the Shitty Dryer on Floor 2

Oh, this dryer is so chill,

It must be smoking pot,

It drives people to kill,

Because it NEVER gets hot,

Your clothes will smell sour,

And your undies will be wet,

Because even after an hour,

Dry, your laundry will not get,

"Come on! I've got to go to class!"

You say, but still you'll always know,

That this dryer belongs in the trash,

It really, really, REALLY needs to go,

So, if you want warm socks on this cold winter day,

Pick another dryer is honestly all I can say!