Ode to
the Shitty Dryer on Floor 2
Oh,
this dryer is so chill,
It must
be smoking pot,
It
drives people to kill,
Because
it NEVER gets hot,
Your
clothes will smell sour,
And
your undies will be wet,
Because
even after an hour,
Dry,
your laundry will not get,
"Come
on! I've got to go to class!"
You
say, but still you'll always know,
That
this dryer belongs in the trash,
It really,
really, REALLY needs to go,
So, if
you want warm socks on this cold winter day,
Pick
another dryer is honestly all I can say!